Brutal truth for bold growth
Are you ready to face the harsh reality of your marketing?
Welcome to Mean Girl Marketing, where we strip back the niceties and serve you the unvarnished truth about your digital marketing efforts. If your strategy is falling short, prepare yourself for a no-holds-barred critique that may make you cringe, laugh, or even cry—but will ultimately help you recalibrate, refocus, and start winning in your market.
Why choose Mean Girl Marketing?
In a world full of sugar-coated advice and self-serving feedback, Mean Girl Marketing stands out with its dose of brutal honesty. We’ll call out every flaw, missed opportunity, and half-hearted tactic holding you back from genuine growth. Headed by Jen, our Head of Marketing, this service dissects your current strategy—pinpointing every weak spot and missed opportunity, from poor positioning and bland ad creatives to weak SEO. This isn’t the place for sugar-coating. It’s marketing tough love designed to help you succeed.
What you can expect
Unfiltered feedback
Jen will dive into every aspect of your marketing with an approach that pulls no punches. If something’s not working, you’ll hear about it.
A no-nonsense critique
This is tough love designed to strengthen your marketing, revealing exactly where improvements are needed to help you succeed.
Clear action plans
Alongside the feedback, you’ll get an actionable roadmap to transform your marketing efforts, built around real goals and results.
Growth and improvement
Embrace the honest feedback, take action, and watch your business grow as you implement these insights.
Ready to level up?
If you’re tired of mediocre marketing and ready to face the brutal truth, Mean Girl Marketing is the service for you. Embrace the tough love, apply our insights, and watch your business thrive.
All this for a one-off payment of only
£495Don’t miss out – spaces are limited!
Who is Jen?
Jen is the co-founder of WYS, with deep experience in digital marketing—from strategic planning to hands-on campaign implementation. She has a proven track record of helping businesses connect with the right audiences, often by rethinking outdated methods and crafting powerful copy.
Before founding WYS, Jen built her career in the third sector. Since then, she has collaborated with start-ups, SMEs, charities, CICs, and globally renowned brands, where she developed her knack for spotting underperforming marketing and challenging the status quo. Known for her ‘hard-headed’ approach, she’s created Mean Girl Marketing to help businesses break free from weak marketing practices, whether they’re internal or agency driven.
Jen’s style is direct, and her insights are sharp. You’ll get transparent, actionable feedback that your team can implement straight away.
How it works
Reach out
Start by applying to Mean Girl Marketing below, selecting your ‘meanness’
15-minute call
We’ll schedule a quick call to discuss your business, objectives, current efforts, and KPIs.
Submit your materials
Send us your marketing assets and grant access to relevant platforms so we can get to the heart of your data.
In-depth analysis
Jen and the team will conduct a thorough review, pinpointing every flaw and missed opportunity.
Feedback session
You’ll receive a detailed critique that challenges you and provides a clear path for improvement.
Actionable insights
Walk away with a solid plan to revamp your marketing strategy and start achieving real business goals.
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01What makes Mean Girl Marketing different from other reviews?
We’re brutally honest. If your marketing isn’t cutting it, we’ll say so without softening the blow. You’ll get straightforward feedback designed to help you improve.
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02How in-depth is the analysis?
We go deep. Expect a detailed breakdown of every aspect, from strengths to weaknesses to areas that need a total rethink. We’ll cover positioning, messaging, ad performance, SEO, and more.
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03Is this a long-term commitment?
Not at all! This is a one-time service for a single fee of £495. You’ll leave with everything you need to transform your strategy, with no ongoing commitment.
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04Will you try to upsell me on other services?
Absolutely not. This is not an upsell service. Our feedback is crafted for implementation, whether you work solo or with a team. If you’d like to engage us later, that’s up to you.
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05Can I implement the changes myself?
Yes! Our feedback is designed to be actionable, so whether you’re working on your own or with a team, you’ll be able to implement the recommendations yourself.
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06How soon can I expect results?
Results vary based on how quickly and effectively you implement the feedback, but our clients have seen improvements within weeks to a few months.
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07What types of businesses do you work with?
We work with all kinds—from start-ups and SMEs to nonprofits and global brands. If your marketing needs a wake-up call, we’re here to deliver.
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08Do you handle the implementation?
No, we provide the strategy and insights; implementation is up to you or your team. If you need help, we’re here, but that’s entirely optional.
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09How will I receive the feedback?
You’ll get a detailed report with every insight and recommendation, followed by a call where Jen will walk you through the main points.
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10What if I don’t agree with the feedback?
Our feedback is blunt but grounded in experience and data. If you’re not ready for a candid approach, Mean Girl Marketing might not be the right fit.